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mikeyyycliff:

Jawline. Jawline. Oh and fUcKing JawLinE.

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the1975-uk-to-usa:

1975blog:

the most accurate thing matty has ever said

haha G’s face

the1975-uk-to-usa:

1975blog:

the most accurate thing matty has ever said

haha G’s face

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jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

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frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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goddamnright:

from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

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